Jarvinen: AJ Hawk Is Dead To Me!!

As I was informed of recently, I've been neglecting my blog, pretty severely. For many reasons, I had stopped updating. Mostly due to lack of content of suitable interest, but also because I was lazy. BUT I RETURN!! As you'll see, I've gone back in history, and added postings to where they should've occurred. Cheating? Maybe, but I call it one of the benefits of modern technology.

So this weekend was a big weekend. As you most undoubtably know, I'm a Packer fan. And this weekend brought a playoff game, which I was very excited to watch. See, they were playing the Cardinals, who they throttled twice this season, most recently being last week. If you saw the game, you'll know that the Pack did a great job of digging themselves quite a hole. Down 17-0, Rodgers lead the pack all the way back to a 45-45 tie to force overtime!! (a defensive spectacle, this was not).

At one point during the darkest, deepest depression, I had made the comment that I would burn my unlucky AJ Hawk jersey if the Pack lost. Of course, I was expecting something along the lines of 73-10 when I said that, but that's a minor detail. Many people had pointed out the unluckyness of the Hawk jersey. Even Dave, A LIONS FAN, mentioned that I brought nothing but pain upon my team when I donned said jersey.

"Why not wear the Reggie White jersey? It's always good luck!"

A true statement, I must add.

But the Pack lost in the end. So upon the completion of the game, I headed outdoors. To do what I know needed to be done. To rid this world of AJ Hawk, forever!!

For safety's sake, I used my grill. Also, because I didn't want to ruin the pavement or what I call grass.

You'd be amazed at how quickly and easily a polyester jersey soaked in lighter fluid will light. If you ever catch fire while wearing polyester, well, I'm sorry.