Oh noes...

So Weezer has a new single out, Pork and Beans. Heard the first verse of it tonight. Here are my thoughts:

"They say i need some rogaine to put in my hair"
They're talking about me.
"Work it out at the gym to fit my underwear"
They're talking about me.
"Oakley makes the shades to transform a tool"
Finally, a line not about me. (I wear Nike sunglasses, ha!)
"You'd hate for the kids to think that you've lost your cool"
Nope, they're talking about me again...

I don't like this turning older shit.

Why I Love Having a Dog

What a nice present Muffin gave us after coming back from the bar last night.Then she peed everywhere. Lovely.

Hoodlums

Asshats participating in asshattery. That's all I can say about last night's episode. Well, I guess there's more. Kelsey and I went to the gym last night. As we're coming home in the craptastic weather, we see someone running in front of our house. Turns out it's a neighbor, who says, "I think someone just broke your window." Literally two minutes before we get home. Cops come over, examine the damage, give me the report. It's not much damage, just the storm window, but it's the principle of it.

The pictures are hard to see, but the broken pane is there. Notice that neat tear in the screen? Yeah, they threw the gutter downspout thru the window. Also notice the Protection One sticker. Didn't do much now, did it?Fortunately the local hardware store was able to put in new glass. Unfortunately, they're not that good at it...