Tuesday, September 19, 2006

I Fought The Law

And the law lost. Or at least it was a draw. Remember that great fence I told you about earlier this summer? Well, they're currently doing curb to alley inspections in North and Northeast Minneapolis. And my fence? The inspector deemed it not to code. Specifically, section 535.420. Title 20, Section 535, Article VI states:
535.420. Fence height.Fence height shall be limited by its location as specified below. Except as otherwise provided in sections (1) and (2) below, the maximum fence height may be increased by two (2) feet if the entire fence is constructed of open, decorative, ornamental fencing materials that are less than sixty (60) percent opaque. For purposes of this provision, vinyl coated chain link shall qualify. In no case shall a fence exceed eight (8) feet in height, regardless of location.
(1) Front yard. Fences located in the required front yard shall not exceed three (3) feet in height. The maximum fence height may be increased by one (1) foot if constructed of open, decorative, ornamental fencing materials that are less than sixty (60) percent opaque.
(2) Corner side yard. Fences located in the required corner side yard shall not exceed three (3) feet in height. The maximum fence height may be increased by one (1) foot if constructed of open, decorative, ornamental fencing materials that are less than sixty (60) percent opaque. In addition, the maximum height may be increased to six (6) feet beginning at the point of intersection of the corner side wall and the rear wall of the principal structure to the rear lot line. For the purpose of this section, open decks and porchesshall not be considered part of the principal structure.
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(3) Interior side yard. Fences located in the required interior side yard shall not exceed four (4) feet in height. The maximum height may be increased to six (6) feet if the adjoining property has maintained a minimum interior side yard of five (5) feet along the entire length of the side wall of the principal structure. In addition, the maximum height may be increased to six (6) feet between the rear wall of the principal structure on the adjoining property and the rear lot line.
(4) Rear yard. Fences located in the required rear or side yard and extending along the rear lot line shall not exceed six (6) feet in height, except that a rear yard abutting a required side yard shall be considered an interior side yard and shall be subject to the regulations for interior side yards.
(5) Along public streets. Fences not located in required yards, but located within five (5) feet of a public street or public sidewalk, shall not exceed six (6) feet in height.
And they even give you a nice little diagram to explain it!
Now, that's perfectly my lot. Well, maybe. See where it says Front Yard and Corner Side Yard, that's where all the action is. On the corner side, you're allowed to be 6' high from the rear of the building. So it comes down to where the front of my house is located. 1400 18th Ave NE, you say? Not so fast, my friend. If that were the case, the fence (and previous fence) would be out of spec. Fortunately for me, an old building permit is still visible in the garage. And the address of said building permit? 1723 Buchanon St. The original platting (to use zoning speak) of my house was towards Buchanon, so what looks to be the front of my house, is in fact, the side. Fence? In compliance.
Understandably I was a little anxious when I called the city this evening, but Shanna and JoAnne were extremely helpful in sorting this out. They did a very good job of explaining everything to me and how it all worked. Now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

American Bison Times Eight

I can't belive this is an actual sentence:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

At the bottom of that Wikipedia entry, they have the Mandarin equivalent:
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma

But the best similar sentence?
Badgers badgers badger badger badgers badgers badger.

The only response to that is mushroom. Or snake.

This post has no real content except if you say buffalo enough, it's a really weird word. Buffalo.

Walk With Me

Originally I had planned on visiting Dandong this weekend. It's the closest one can get to North Korea. You can pay boat drivers to get you within 3 meters of the border. North of Dandong is the easternmost section of the Great Wall, which runs along the border with North Korea. There's a creek you can run across, if you're brave (and stupid). In the end, I didn't feel like paying nearly $500 just for the weekend.

So then I had planned on visiting Kaiping today, but an extremely stiff and sore neck kept me in bed for a few extra hours, shortening any possible time I would have. Kaiping is a 2 hour bus ride away, and the last bus back is at 6pm. Basically I would've had 2 hours in the city. Not worth it.

Wanting to stay closer to home (or, what qualifies as home in China), I decided to visit Baiyun Shan, which is a mountain that overlooks Guangzhou. I see it everyday from my office, and have wondered about it. Well, wonder no more. At the foot of Baiyun Mountain is Luhu park, home to one of the very few golf courses in Guangzhou. I haven't golfed there, mostly because it's well over US$100 a round.

Also at the foot of the mountain, is Yuntai park, which features a large amount of shrubbery. All in interesting shapes! I think that makes it a topiary garden, but I could be mistaken. Much of the park was being tidied up, so that's why you'll see scaffolding in some of the pictures.
It's a regular zoo in this place. Of course, a zoo of greenery.
My first panda in China!
This fish is crying because he's not swimming in the lake.

The making of a topiary.
A giant teapot, courtesy of Frankfurt, Germany.
If you were curious to know how far I am from LA, here it is. I know, it was killing you.
After hanging out at the park, I took the cable car up the mountain, then walked down. Baiyun Mountain is also known as White Cloud Mountain. Why is that? Possibly because all you can actually see of Guangzhou from there is a white cloud of pollution and haze. I took a couple of pictures, and tried to make some panoramic views. As of 2000, Guangzhou was a city of 12.5 million people, with an additional 6.5 million in the urban area. So you can imagine that it's somewhat immense. Hopefully these two work out. In the first picture, notice the large tower on the left. That's the CITIC Plaza, and is the tallest building in Guangzhou. It's also on the far right in the lower picture. Maybe this will give a sense of scale to the city.
Well, the panoramic views won't upload via Blogger for some reason. Probably because they're huge. So they're hosted somewhere else. Let's hope it works for a while.

Let's continue on. Some Chinglish on the walk here. I really don't know what they mean by Stress The Civilization. And Improve The Greenery? Isn't that their job, not that of the visitors who pay to get in?
Another intersting picture. I actually took the picture before I realized what it meant. When I saw keep fit road, I thought, "yeah, this is a steep hill if you're climbing up!" The take off shoe part confused me, until I actually looked at where you were supposed to walk.
Yeah, those are stones, on edge. You're supposed to walk barefoot on these. They go on for a long time, too.
Yes, those are my feet, and I made it 104 steps before giving in. It fucking hurt!! Those don't look sharp, but they might as well be razors. I saw people walking up these stairs without a single flinch. I, on the other hand, was sweating (it was hot) and gimacing the whole way. When I saw they went on for another 500 feet or so, I was out.

While walking down the mountain, there are lots of little sights and scenic outlooks. And let me tell you, capitalism is alive and well in China. They charge you for every little thing. Granted, it's usually 5 or 10RMB, which is about $1, but that's 10RMB! I'm even cheaper in China than back home. 10RMB is a lot of money. It's a cab ride home. It's dinner. It's 1/3 of a Starbucks. So being the cheapskate I am, I only paid for one sight, a temple. Yes, a temple. I know, there like everywhere, but it was worth the $1. Why? The fish and turtles.
Here's the pool with the koi and turtles. You could buy a little bit of food and feed them. They were all sitting waiting for food to be thrown at them.
Finishing the walk, there was a nice little creek that ran with the path.
Well, that's it for today. Maybe tomorrow I can visit Kaiping, or not. We'll see how I feel in the morning.

Remember, only 13 days until Oktoberfest!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Nothing Going On

Well, I haven't seen any sights lately. Haven't left Guangzhou since Shanghai, and this week will be here for some customer visits. But just 17 days until I'm back for another week!

This past week was not a good one for me. China seems to have taken it's revenge. Upon returning from Shanghai, I was pretty ill. Serious body aches, chills, and not straying too far from the bathroom were high on my list. It seemed like an opprotune time to break into the drugs. After a quick self diagnosis, I decided to try my luck with the Cipro. Two days worth, and I was good as new! All was good until Saturday night, when I got my second round of food poisoning. Not sure what caused it, as everything I ate looked kosher, but whatever. I survived.

A while back someone asked for the price of things here. I think I've given a couple of examples, but I looked a little harder this week. First is McDonalds. A Big Mac meal here is 16 RMB, or $2. Here, that includes a small fry, and what would be child's drink in the US. Big Mac meal back home? About $4. Round 1, China. Second is beer. A 640ml Pearl River beer is 5.5 RMB, or about $0.70. That works out to $0.39 per 12 oz can. A 30 pack of Coors Light is around $18 back home, or $0.60 per can. Round 2, China. The third item I compared this week was ice cream (yeah, I eat healthy!). A pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream is 95 RMB, or $11.87! That same pint back in the States is $4 or $5. Round 3, US.

And because I don't want to leave you without something to do, here's some links to waste time with:

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Shanghai

I made a trip up to central China last week, visiting Nanjing and Shanghai. Unfortunately I was only in Nanjing for a very short time, and was unable to see anything. It's a shame because the city has lots of history and a fabulous city wall. Nanjing means "south capital" in Mandarin, and Beijing means "north capital". Nanjing was the capital of China for many dynasties.

I did get to spend 3 days in Shanghai, however. The weather didn't feel like cooperating much, so I really only made it out on the last day there. My cousin Rebecca lives in Shanghai with her husband Hang Feng. As Rebecca was visiting her family in Canada, I hung out with Hang Feng on Friday night.

Sometimes when you're in a place totally foreign, you crave anything that feels like home. Hence the reason I eat more McD's here than back in the States. Just try counting the McDonald's over here. It's not possible! Sometimes they're right across the street from each other. Other times, you find something even better than McDonalds. On Thursday night I found a HOOTERS!
The wings are exactly like back home. So very tasty. It filled a void I had had for months. You just can't get a good traditional wing here. Unfortunately, there are only two Hooters in all of China. Both in Shanghai.
Enough of that though. On Friday, after much difficulty, I was able to reach my cousin-in-law and get together for dinner. A number of his friends also made it out. We ate at a great restaraunt, with Western Chinese food. Like what is eaten over near Kashi. Mostly lamb kebabs and lamb leg. It was excellent.
No, Hang Feng isn't taller than me. We're just joking around. His friend Sam, however, is a different story. Adam is on my right. He might actually be that short.
Basically we just spent Friday night at a couple of bars and clubs. It was a good time.

Saturday I made it down to the Bund for a couple of hours before my flight. The Bund is where a number of colonial European buildings are located, and was the an early financial hub of east Asia.
Two large structures are visible across the river from the Bund. These are the Oriental Pearl TV Tower and the Jin Mao Building. The Pearl TV Tower is the tallest tower in China, and the Jin Mao Building is the tallest building in China (for now).
I did take a trip up the Pearl TV Tower, even though I read that it is overrated. In the end, it was okay. I think my entire trip over here is just finding tall things and paying to take an elevator up. As you can see, it was pretty hazy on Saturday.
Like I said, the Jin Mao Building is currently the tallest building in China. It will probably be surpassed in the next few years by the Shanghai World Finance Center, being built right next to the Jin Mao Building.
Finally, even Shanghai was getting ready for Oktoberfest celebrations. They had a Paulaner biergarten open and advertising Oktoberfest specials.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

The Season Begins

So the AGRA Fantasy Football season has begun. Draft day came and went, starting at 9:00 am Sunday for those living in China, like me. With 12 members, all spread across the world, an internet draft is a requirement. We changed up the format a bit this year, with a smaller draft (12 players) and a keeper option. This should add a lot more excitement to the season. I had the #5 pick in the draft, and it went like this:
  1. Tiki Barber
  2. Chad Johnson
  3. Reuben Droughns
  4. Jamal Lewis
  5. Donald Driver
  6. Marc Bulger
  7. Tony Gonzales
  8. Rod Smith
  9. Brandon Jacobs
  10. Trent Green
  11. John Kasay
  12. Buccaneers Defense
I'm cautiously optimistic. I may have reached for Brandon Jacobs, but he backs up Tiki, and Tiki IS 31 years old now. Ancient by running back standards. I also passed up LenDale White for Trent Green, but I already had 4 RBs. Let the season begin!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

The Race Is On!

Here it is, the home stretch.

31 DAYS TO OKTOBERFEST!

Okay, so I'm a little excited. The beer's been announced. Button unveiled. Schedule's up. Who's in this year? Anyone planning on going to the tapping? I'll be landing in Minneapolis on Wednesday (barring another Northwest "issue"), getting to LaCrosse on Friday. Current attendees include:

  1. Myself
  2. Kelsey
  3. Derek
  4. Nicole
  5. Mike
  6. Chad
  7. Liz
  8. Cox
  9. Jaw
  10. (your name here)

So what are you all waiting for? With a guest list like that, you know it's gonna be one helluva party! Parade starts at 10 am Saturday, sitting at the usual location, across from (the former) Loving Fun.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

SARs In Action!

No, not SARS, the deadly virus. SARs, or Special Administrative Regions. Those funky city-state ex-country, ex-colonial ambition type thingys that Hong Kong and Macau have become. I know it's been a while since I've delivered the sort of pictures and adventures you require, so I tried to make up for it.

I made the trek down to Hong Kong on Friday, to hang out with Dave and Paul. Pretty low key night Friday, just some dinner in Lan Kwai Fong. Saturday morning, way too early for me, we got up and decided to visit Victoria Peak. Yes, I've done this before, but this time, we walked. And walked. And walked some more. I believe we walked the Peak Trail, which (obviously) goes to the peak. It starts in Pok Fu Lam Country Park, which is on the west side of the island. It's up a steep climb, and my legs still hurt on Monday.

This is where we started, at the reservior. The anvil thing in the middle is the Peak. As you can see, it was a pretty hazy day.
Dave and Paul ready for the climb.
I don't have many pics from the climb up the hill, as we were nearly running (up in half an hour!). But here's a peak pic. You can hardly make out Kowloon.
We came down on the Hong Kong side of the peak, kind of running with the tram. There were some nice little waterfalls and some really nice houses up there.
After getting to the bottom, and landing in Central, we walked over to Causeway Bay (itself quite a hike) and just shopped around. Around 4 pm, Dave and I took a jetfoil over to Macau.
Saturday night we did a tour of the casinos of Macau. Right now, there's really only one Vegas style casino, the rest are old school, Monaco type. But the growth in Macau is nothing short of astounding (like most of Asia), and there are at least 5 casinos opening up in the next year. I lost $300 at the first place, but made it all up at the last. We're talking HK$ here, so around US$36. I'm definitely NOT a high roller.
There's only so much gambling one can take, so Sunday was a day of sightseeing. Despite being slightly larger than a postage stamp, Macau has a rich heritage and lots of stuff to see. The Cantonese/Portuguese mix is facinating. The highest point in Macau (Macau describes an SAR and a city) is Guia Fortress and lighthouse. It was right behind our hotel, so that was first on the itinerary.
It offers some amazing views, like of a mint green church.
In the fort there's a little church that's being restored. Again, a interesting mix of Christianity, Portuguese, and Cantonese. This theme will continue for much of the day.
Walking down into Macau (city) we come across the Ruins of St Paul's Cathedral. Supposedly built in the late 1500s, it was ruined by a typhoon and fire in the mid 1800s. All that's left is the facade and some tombs.
There's also the Church of St Dominic's, which is pretty cool looking, both day and night.
Following the culture portion of this excursion, we found Macau Tower, the 10th largest free standing tower in the world! Yay! No, the tower's not crooked. Just an optical illusion from the camera.
Anyways, the tower is pretty much pointless, I mean, who cares about a 338m tall tower? We did go up it, of course. And the tower does have some cool events. One, you can sky jump from it, which is kind of like a bungee jump (which is coming next year). Also, you can walk outside, tethered to a safety cord. The coolest thing though, is the mast climb. Yes, you can climb to the top of the mast! No, we didn't do that.
The hill in the middle of the picture is the Guia Fortress. The large building under construction is the addition to the Casino Lisboa.
That be China! The bridge at the bottom of the picture connects Macau to Taipa Island, which is still part of Macau SAR.
After the tower we taxied it down to the south side of Coloane Island for lunch at Fernandos. There were some nice beach front bungaloes down there. It's relatively remote, and would be a great place to relax.
To finish of our time in Macau, we did a little go-karting. They don't drive any better on the track than they do on the street. I got t-boned pretty hard. There are brakes for a reason!
After that it was head back to China. The ceremonial border gate.
And this was waiting in line at Macau immigration. If Macau was this bad, just imagine what the Chinese immigration lines were like!!
After all that it was a 2.5 hour bus ride back to Guangzhou.

Tuesday I head to Nanjing for work and then to Shanghai on Wednesday evening until Saturday evening. Unfortunately my cousin Rebecca is back in Canada this week, so we won't be able to hang out this time. Maybe later. Hope you all enjoyed this journey.