HK Advertising

So the MTR in Hong Kong is completely full of advertisements. Subway size, small sized, on the LED boards on the trains, everywhere. Most of these sell something I have no clue about, and aren't that entertaining. The ads for the MTR itself, however, are for some reason absolutely hilareous to me. I don't know what they say, but a picture's worth 1000 words, right?

This old lady is calling for a time out. She's a natural for the NBA.
This dude also wants a time out, but has to show off when he does it.
I don't know how rollerderby sells cell phones, but I do know that this ad serves as proof that some people should absolutely in no way grow facial hair. Yes you, guy in yellow. You don't see me trying to grow something like that, do you?
Hope this holds you all over until the weekend. I promise, good pictures are coming.