What's Your Favorite Lebowski Quote?

We all have our favorite quote! Just curious what your favorite line from The Big Lebowski might be. I think Donnie is a fan of "Phone's ringing, Dude." Mike seems to make use of "Hey, man, there's a beverage here!" I belive my brother's new favorite is "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!", except replace stranger with car and fuck with get hit by. Since you're all thouroughly confused now, my brother tried to go mano a mano with a Dodge Neon, and he might have won. He was in Chicago last weekend and a lady on a cell phone, in the lane of oncomming traffic (you just can't make that shit up!), hit him. Doing his best superman, he flew something like 30 feet. Messed up his arm pretty good, and some staples in his forehead. Even better, how do I learn of this. Thru email. Yes. Mom, just to let you know, THIS would be one of those times you use the phone. I know you think China's backwards and all, but they do have a (quite impressive) cell phone system. Thanks. Anyways, talked to my brother today, and he's promissed me some pictures. As soon as I've got them, maybe I'll post for all to see.

On to some better stuff. I'm a liar. I apologize profusely. I was thinking a trip to India would be my next excursion, but I was wrong. Instead, it's Taiwan and then Bangkok. Now, for those of you not in the know, relations between Taipei and Beijing are slightly better than those between Israel and Hezbollah. In other words, they don't shoot things at each other very often. So that will be fun. After that, over to Bangkok, which was originally to visit my friends Chad and Liz, but has now been co-opted by my boss for some work. After I get back from Bangkok, it's two days in Guangzhou, then back to the states for a little R&R. India will have to wait.

Oh, and thanks for the comments people! Although I do believe one of you spammed me. Well, I did ask for it...